The Gaming Gods have listened: the Goat Simulator game that I wrote about in early February is being made into a full PC game, and it’s coming out on April Fool’s Day. The virtual heavens be praised!

The full Goat Simulator will be about running around as a goat, breaking stuff, and having stuff stick to your tongue that you can then use to knock over even more stuff. There’s no real point, it’s just about having fun and laughing yourself sick at all the stupid things your goat gets up to.

If this game doesn’t win the 2014 Game of the Year award, there is no justice in this world.

Goat Simulator can be pre-ordered right now at, and it’ll cost you just $9.99 which is just over a hundred bucks right now. You might want to get in on this action now, before the rand goes a-wandering north of the R11/$ mark again.

Also, watch the new trailer and try not to laugh. TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!

Deon got his first taste of PC gaming at the tender age of 11 when his father bought an 8088 XT, ostensibly to "help him with his homework". Instead, it introduced him to Leisure Suit Larry, King Graham, Sonny Bonds and many more, and Deon has been a PC gamer and hardware enthusiast ever since. He landed his first professional writing gig in 2006 at a prestigious local PC magazine, a very happy happenstance as he got to write for a living about things he loves - tech, PCs, gaming, and everything in between. He's been writing about it all ever since, and loves every minute of it.