Submit your ideas to a South African version of Cards Against Humanity
The popular party game for awful people, Cards Against Humanity, is getting a South African version that’s unofficial, free, and crowd sourced.
Jonathan Berkowitz is behind this push to create the cards. His idea is to get suggestions for cards anonymously, cherry pick the best ones, and then email them out to everyone who signs up on his website.
Before we look at some examples, let’s go over the rules if you’ve never played Cards Against Humanity. A dealer will ask a question using a black card, and the players will answer with a white one. The dealer reads the white cards and picks the winner, and that player gets a point.
Another qualifier before looking at the examples is that this game is intended to be rude and offensive, so take the below with more than a grain of salt.
This week on Carte Blanche, we uncover ______.
What never fails to liven up a Braai?
The M-Net Sunday night movie is ______.
Things less flammable than Nkandla
SABC News reports: Jacob Zuma now claims that ______ will cure AIDS
Tonight, on E! ______
The Sangoma told him he was bewitched by ______
______ Made the Proteas choke
What’s on the new R200 note?
Getting drunk and kissing a hippie from Noordhoek after a lentil curry
Street name changes
Klapping gym boet
The number of times callers on Good Hope FM use the phrase ” I wanna send a shout out”
A punch up at SONA
Dick slap from the Tokoloshe
Our system is currently offline
Ford Kuga’s catching fire