The popular party game for awful people, Cards Against Humanity, is getting a South African version that’s unofficial, free, and crowd sourced.
Jonathan Berkowitz is behind this push to create the cards. His idea is to get suggestions for cards anonymously, cherry pick the best ones, and then email them out to everyone who signs up on his website.
To make a suggestion you can email him directly, or you can fill out this Google Doc. We really suggest doing the latter, as you can read the submissions so far.
Before we look at some examples, let’s go over the rules if you’ve never played Cards Against Humanity. A dealer will ask a question using a black card, and the players will answer with a white one. The dealer reads the white cards and picks the winner, and that player gets a point.
Another qualifier before looking at the examples is that this game is intended to be rude and offensive, so take the below with more than a grain of salt.
Black Cards:
This week on Carte Blanche, we uncover ______.
What never fails to liven up a Braai?
The M-Net Sunday night movie is ______.
Things less flammable than Nkandla
SABC News reports: Jacob Zuma now claims that ______ will cure AIDS
#______MustFall
Tonight, on E! ______
The Sangoma told him he was bewitched by ______
______ Made the Proteas choke
What’s on the new R200 note?
White Cards:
Getting drunk and kissing a hippie from Noordhoek after a lentil curry
Street name changes
Klapping gym boet
The number of times callers on Good Hope FM use the phrase ” I wanna send a shout out”
A punch up at SONA
Dick slap from the Tokoloshe
Our system is currently offline
Ford Kuga’s catching fire