The latest dumb meme for both kids and adults to “enjoy” is eating the laundry detergent Tide Pods and presumably getting very sick and possibly dying. Luckily, the Useless Duck Company has a very simple solution.

All you need is some electronic know-how so you can install a 30 000 volt taser to shock the little brat’s hand right off.

We’ll let Mike, the CEO, explain. It even has a safety feature so adults can get into the chemicals safely,.

If you’re wondering, the Useless Duck Company is a YouTube channel that has made a name for itself with ridiculous contraptions like this.

If you’re not convinced by what you saw above, we suggest the “Baby Bottle Robot” or, for something a bit more grownup, the “Automatic Bottle Opening Robot” is for you.